“When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.”

My Thoughts

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The writer is born

Arsee’s tales 12

Hi Riddhi

Thanks for the follow and all the best with your blog

craig

for your entertainment in social isolation/hibernation

https://creativekiwis.wordpress.com/2020/04/05/im-in-hibernation/

A church has a rat problem

The church doesn’t want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back.

Next they try ask them politely to leave, still they won’t budge.

Finally the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.

Now they only come at Christmas and Easter.

man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bar tender “If I impress you, can I have a free drink?”. The bar tender said sure, so the man reached in his pocket and pulled out a tiny piano. He then pulled out a small rat and set it by the piano. It crawled on to the bench and began playing

music. The bar tender was amazed, so he gave the man a beer. Next, the man said “If I impress you even more, can I have free drinks for life?”. The bar tender didn’t think it was possible, so he agreed. The man pulled a frog out of his pocket, and it began to sing by the piano. The bar tender smiled and told the man that he was impressed. A man in a suit with a cane walked into the bar, saw the small animals, and offered to buy them for $2 million. The owner said no, but he offered to sell the frog for $500k. The rich man agreed, took the frog, and left. The bar tender couldn’t believe the owner just did that and said “Why did you just sell the frog?! There is no singing now!”. The owner laughed and said “Don’t worry; the rat is a ventriloquist!”.

Two professors of economics were walking down a road when they saw a dead rat.

The older one said – “If you eat this, I’ll pay you ₹10,000”. The younger one makes a quick cost-benefit analysis and finally eats the rat.

The younger professor experiences a bad after-taste and wants the older professor to experience the same. When he sees another dead rat on the road, he dares the professor to eat it in exchange for the old ₹10,000. The senior professor, eager to recover his reckless bet, eats it.

After a few minutes of walking silently, the younger professor finally says – “Looks like we’ve been eating dead rats for free.”

The older professor remarks, “But don’t forget we just added ₹ 20,000 to the GDP!”

RATS!

from

https://upjoke.com/rat-jokes

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PART II

Thanks for the follow and all the best with your blog

“the totally unmusical pie piper”

Shared by “early bird” (very) * craig

* my “best” time (by far)

“Information and Inspiration Distributer, Incorrigible Encourager and People-builder” *

* not bridges (thank goodness)!

Well my family and friends say I’m “safest” just writing and sharing

Still

Driven to share, uplift, encourage and (perhaps even) inspire

“Live each day as if it’s your last…

and one day you’ll be right!

PS

So it may be better and safer for you following the rats!

PPS

Don’t worry about the world ending today…

it’s already tomorrow in scenic and tranquil ‘little’ New Zealand

Thinking Chitalia

“Are we poor?” the little girl asked her father.

“No, we are not.” her father answered with a smile.

“Then why don’t we have a big house with many rooms, cars and clothes like Susie does?” the girl pressed on.

The father laughed, “Remember my love, after a point being rich is merely having more of what you already have.”

– Arsee.

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“Those who stand up for justice will always be on the right side of history.”

Imagine

Writing and Formula1 (Racing + Writing in the Zone)

https://craigsbooks.wordpress.com/2020/06/21/imagine-2/

via Imagine https://craigsbooks.wordpress.com/2020/01/10/imagine/ from a Google search (to rescue me from “sheer utter chaos”). Thanks “BIG G” and by that, I mean God… rather than Google! https://www.google.com/search?q=imagine+john+lennon+craig+lock&rlz=1C1PRFI_enNZ827NZ828&oq=imagine+john+lennon+craig+lock&aqs=chrome..69i57.486j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 Sharing, supporting, informing, enlightening, “entertaining”(??), impacting, encouraging, empowering, enriching, challenging, igniting, uplifting (and perhaps even) inspiring (enough there for now, c) SHARE, SUPPORT, IMPACT, UPLIFT, ENCOURAGE, EMPOWER […]

via Imagine — BOOKS BY CRAIG LOCK

PPS

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‘Write, create, innovate’

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“Destiny is not a matter of chance – it’s a matter of choice.”

Craig's List of Writings

https://thechoiceanewbook.wordpress.com/2020/06/17/destiny-is-not-a-matter-of-chance-its-a-matter-of-choice/

http://www.craigsbooks.wordpress.com

and

http://www.writercraig.wordpress.com

Originally posted on THE CHOICE: “Destiny is not a matter of chance – it’s a matter of choice.” https://creativewritingcoursebook.wordpress.com/2020/06/16/destiny/ and http://www.craigsquotes.wordpress.com From one of my first books Quote Unquote (1993) https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=quote+unquote+craig+lock and https://www.kobo.com/nz/en/search?query=quote+unquote+cr Sharing, supporting, informing, enlightening, “entertaining”(??), impacting, encouraging, empowering, enriching, challenging, igniting, uplifting (and perhaps even) inspiring ? (enough there for now, c)…

via “Destiny is not a matter of chance – it’s a matter of choice.” — Books by craig lock: “Explore, Dream, Discover”

PPS

“Be bold and unseen forces come to ones aid.”

http://www.craigsquotes.wordpress.com

sorry, m!

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“Destiny is not a matter of chance – it’s a matter of choice.”

Craig's List of Writings

https://thechoiceanewbook.wordpress.com/2020/06/17/destiny-is-not-a-matter-of-chance-its-a-matter-of-choice/

http://www.craigsbooks.wordpress.com

and

http://www.writercraig.wordpress.com

Originally posted on THE CHOICE: “Destiny is not a matter of chance – it’s a matter of choice.” https://creativewritingcoursebook.wordpress.com/2020/06/16/destiny/ and http://www.craigsquotes.wordpress.com From one of my first books Quote Unquote (1993) https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=quote+unquote+craig+lock and https://www.kobo.com/nz/en/search?query=quote+unquote+cr Sharing, supporting, informing, enlightening, “entertaining”(??), impacting, encouraging, empowering, enriching, challenging, igniting, uplifting (and perhaps even) inspiring ? (enough there for now, c)…

via “Destiny is not a matter of chance – it’s a matter of choice.” — Books by craig lock: “Explore, Dream, Discover”

PPS

“Be bold and unseen forces come to ones aid.”

http://www.craigsquotes.wordpress.com

sorry, m!

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Visiting Heaven

Site Title

A welcoming feeling.

Strolling along side a beach.

A man walked beside me.

Elation took over every inch of my body.

Uplifting all my beliefs.

Expanding emotions I had no clue could radiated inside of me. 

A magnetic peace.

I didn’t want to leave.

No words had to be said.

I don’t want these feelings to escape me.

He wanted me to see.

He lives inside of me.

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